British tourists looking for a peaceful fortnight in the sun found themselves trapped in a sleazy resort surrounded by sex-crazed swingers.

The group, including several pensioners, arrived at the 4-Star Blue Bay Getaway hotel in the Mexican resort of Cancun on a last-minute deal with Airtours.

But they had not bargained for round-the-clock nude romps in the pool, oral sex tequila games by the bar and lesbian shows.

When the couples complained on their first day, a tour rep said they would have to put up with the depravity unless they wanted to pay up to £600 to move to another 4-star hotel or have a free transfer to an inferior hotel with no discount.

After they returned to Britain, some received letters from Airtours but no compensation.

The firm changed its mind after an investigation by the BBC Watchdog programme.

• Common complaints were:
• Women by the pool doing things with bananas
• Men had their blow-up dolls.
• People were running around naked
• There were couples in the pools having sex
• Couples in a drinking game combining tequila and oral sex

Watchdog filmed at the hotel but decided to censor much of its footage because it was too explicit.

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I’m just not sure how comfortable I would be staying at a hotel like this but one things for sure, it wouldn’t be boring.

“I’m not comfortable with it (FHM Sexiest Woman) at all. It annoys me. I have a few love scenes (in Jennifer’s Body). I eat and seduce everyone - boys and girls. There’s a lot of kissing and craziness. It was awkward, it’s always awkward and it’s never fun.”

Megan Fox telling MTV UK.com about how she is annoyed and not comfortable with her FHM magazine worlds sexiest title.

Jennifer’s Body is written by Diablo Cody and is a gorySci-Fi/horror flick about a cheerleader that plays host to a demon… and starts eating her classmates.

Everyone is entitled to have a bad day - or month - or year as is the case for Lindsay Lohan.

I do have to admit she’s looking mighty hot here.  I guess hot lesbian sex with Samantha Ronson is agreeing with her.

I know all you men will go crazy with this bit of gossip, but Megan Fox has called off the wedding to Brian Austin Green. What’s this mean to you all? Well, if you haven’t figured it out you can still woo her and try to get her to be your gal.

Pop star JESSICA SIMPSON has topped a new poll to find the best boobs in Hollywood.

The singer/actress’ "perfect" breasts gave her top marks in a new In Touch magazine poll.

Her proud manager/dad Joe says, "She’s got double-Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up."

Simpson beat Tyra Banks and Scarlett Johansson to win the hottest booby prize.

The top 10 is:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyonce Knowles